A New Year, A New Nap Schedule
Jill Myer Jill Myer

A New Year, A New Nap Schedule

WELCOME 2024!

I relish the rituals around the new year. Do you?

I love finding a new planner, setting it up, and writing all the birthdays and anniversaries of my favorite people and events. (Okay, yes, I’ve had a new planner since September 20033, but now I get to USE it, and that excites me so much!)

Creating a new journal, in which the first page is a letter to my future self about my hopes, dreams, goals, and wishes for the next 365 days.

Cleaning the house, making donation piles, loading up the car, and making the donation. Which is, in reality, making space in our life to breathe and not be so hemmed in by stuff.

How do we accumulate so much random stuff?

I swear I didn’t buy any of it; it just appeared.

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Hot Sand, Tiny Shells, & Meaning in the Bottom of a Coconut
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Hot Sand, Tiny Shells, & Meaning in the Bottom of a Coconut

There is value in stepping away.

Value in shifting out of daily routines and habits.

It is worthwhile to exchange stories with new people

and to attempt (to the amusement and giggles of all) to speak a foreign language in a foreign country.

There is substance in trying new-to-you foods in new-to-you places, smelling unfamiliar smells, finding treasures, and breathing in the wind from a different direction.

I say all of the above, not necessarily for you, dear reader, unless you need to hear it, but more for me.

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Mighty Masking Fluid Debacle of 2023™️
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Mighty Masking Fluid Debacle of 2023™️

Masking fluid is a glue-like substance that you apply to your paper. Once it dries, you can paint your picture.

Then, a special rubber cement erasure removes the solid masking “fluid” that has become rubbery and goober-y.

It’s a brilliant concept!

Life has never been easier!

Especially with newer bottle designs that allow the artist to draw feather-weight lines rather than globbing it on with a toothpick or the dried-up husk of an old paintbrush.

So, what was my main takeaway from the 20-day challenge?

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Well-Worn Walking Shoes and Densly Overgrown Thought Trails
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Well-Worn Walking Shoes and Densly Overgrown Thought Trails

The fact that it took me so many days to come up with the idea of utilizing hiking boots for day-to-day wear strikes me as so comical. In my mind, the boots had a SINGULAR valiant purpose, which was so deeply entrenched in my brain that I was about to retire two pairs of footwear.

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Lessons in Solitude
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Lessons in Solitude

So there we were, Roxy and I, on our own for three solid weeks. I can’t recall a time that I’ve had more than a few days to myself in a long time, so three weeks felt substantial. And I was ready to steep in some alone time like a gas station tea bag stays in the bottom of a 20oz paper cut for the entire day.

The following is what I learned during this time.

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Because Why Not?
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Because Why Not?

As any hobbyist knows, buying, researching, and planning for the supplies for one's hobby, passion project, or recreational pastime is a hobby in itself.

A sub-hobby.

A line of work with it's own W2 tax forms.

I had some downtime this last weekend, and while I had set out to tidy up my studio space, I didn't.

Instead, I did an art supply/audit/experiment.

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A Chronicle of Abduction & Adventure Painting
Jill Myer Jill Myer

A Chronicle of Abduction & Adventure Painting

Painting outside is called Plein Air Painting.

En plein air (pronounced [ɑ̃ plɛ.n‿ɛʁ]; French for 'outdoors'), or plein-air [1] painting, is the act of painting outdoors.

The opposite of this is being tucked securely and comfortably into one’s studio with a cup of hot steamy cream-infused tea and painting from a photo.

I’m not particularly eager to use the term Plein Air as it feels stuffy and intimidating, and many people stumble over the pronunciation, myself included.

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Pugs in Tuxedos Don’t Dance Well
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Pugs in Tuxedos Don’t Dance Well

Envy is a funny little beast.
I imagine Envy as a bug-eyed pug dressed in a pug tuxedo at a fancy party, trying to appear taller and more classy by standing on his hind legs, but his little wiener is hanging out, so that’s awkward. He’s attempting to balance a plate of hors d’oeuvres and a glass of wine in one paw while gesturing, making a point with the other, and attempting to breathe.

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The Complexities of Rotting Fruit
Jill Myer Jill Myer

The Complexities of Rotting Fruit

I feel like a metaphor for life lies in the thin spiderweb-like molds sprouting in the bottom left corner of the green pressed paper strawberry carton.

I've noticed that I do the same thing with other things, BUT there is sincerely NO good reason for it.

Maybe you do it too?

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If I Was a Drunk Seagull They’d Call Me TED
Jill Myer Jill Myer

If I Was a Drunk Seagull They’d Call Me TED

I would bellow to the crowd like a drunk seagull, "YOU ARE ALL CREATIVE!!!"
And I'd want crayons and coloring books under each seat, and I'd go full Oprah, "YOU GET CRAYONS! YOU GET COLORS! SKETCHBOOKS FOR ALL!" The lights would come up and there would be glitter cannons suspended from the ceiling that would all go off in a deafening building-shaking boom

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Brain Speed Bumps & Melted Traffic Cones
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Brain Speed Bumps & Melted Traffic Cones

Navigating my early years with a host of learning disabilities made the idea of being a “lifelong learner” sound like a curse from a pile of vile, wart-ridden, broom-riding, evil-cackling, child-eating, cauldron-stirring, apple-poisoning witches.

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Hello, From a Blatantly Obvious Fact
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Hello, From a Blatantly Obvious Fact

This has been a dance in the street, playing the violin in my red suede peep toe pumps on kind of discovery, not only because my watercolor art is better but because I have spent so much time in the past admonishing myself for being too curious about other mediums.

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Trial Vlog
Jill Myer Jill Myer

Trial Vlog

Good morning!

Instead of writing a blog post, I recorded a 5-minute VLOG.
I enjoyed recording this!

It feels like a much more personal way to communicate with all of you rather than sitting behind a wall of text. Who knew all those hours of Zoom meetings would pay off - I felt natural and conversational talking into the camera and sharing my updates.

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